You don’t want any part of his housekeeping.
~Bisexua? (Idek I'm confused. xD)
Freddy Krueger at the wheel.
Oml he looks like an excited 12 year old
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
I’m literally listening to love drunk and now I see this.
"I use to be love drunk, but now I’m hungover."
PLUS HES HAVING RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS ITS A SIGNNN
IMAGINE: You’re on the phone with your long distance boyfriend, Toby Turner. You know you’re completely in love with him,but you’re not sure if he feels the same. You’ve been dating for a seriously long amount of time now, you say I love you all the time but you wonder if he really means it. You’ve only met a few times but it had to be secret he didn’t want anyone to know about you two just yet even though you’ve been dating for about a three years.
"Toby?" You say pondering if he truly does love you.
"Yes, babe?" He says, you can almost feel him smiling from the other side of the phone.
"You love me right?" You ask.
"Of course! Matter of fact…" He pulls up his laptop. "Are you on your laptop?"
"Yes." You say, running your finger over the mouse as it lights up again. He calls you on skype.
"Toby! I look terrible!" You say while blushing.
"Just pick uppp." He insist. You roll your eyes and giggle and answer. He smiles once he sees you. He mutes his computer and puts his phone on speaker phone.
You see him and he sees you.
"Marry me." He simply says.
"What?" You say shocked.
"Marry me." He says again. You just stare at him, on your computer screen, he bites his lip nervously and smiles.
What would you say? ;]
Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer
good luck figuring out which one